Something happened at the Anderson household tonight. While I was innocently trying to watch 90210, my children were being awfully quiet. I should have gone to investigate, but I couldn’t – Adriana was about to go and confess that the cocaine was really hers! That was a big mistake. Pretty darn big, actually.
Had I gone to investigate sooner, this is what I would NOT have found:
The crime scene:
And the culprits:
That last one of Charlotte reminds me of the Albino from The Princess Bride. So much so that I had to do a comparison shot. Their hair is even the same! See:
And for those of you out there that don’t think of taking photos when your children do something this horrifying, be glad. Because once you pull out that camera to document what your eyes can’t even believe they are seeing, your children somehow assume that it is okay to smile!
Normally this kind of post would be funnier, but I waited to blog about it until I was no longer mad, but then I was too tired to be witty. Next time I get a situation of this proportion I will be sure to be much more humorous. Goodnight from the house that now smells distinctly like Cabbage Patch Kids.